Your kid is not a loyalty program

You know what you want to say to your spouse: “We need one standard here.”

But the first draft in your head sounds more like: “You keep making me the bad guy.”

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There is a very specific parenting moment where you realize you have accidentally become the manager of a tiny rewards department.

You are not even parenting anymore. You are running Delta SkyMiles for toothpaste.

Two points for brushing. Five points for making the bed. Ten points if socks reach the hamper instead of forming a small textile crime scene beside it.

Then your kid looks you dead in the face and asks how many points they get for putting their plate in the sink.

Buddy, you live here.

That sentence is rarely my most regulated parenting work, but spiritually, it is where I live.

Our daughter recently turned three, which means she has entered the phase where she likes to remind us that she is a “big girl” with the confidence of someone who has never once paid for strawberries.

And honestly, she is bigger now. She can do more. She can help clean up toys, throw things away, put a cup on the counter, maybe even participate in the radical family experiment known as putting things back where they were.

So my wife and I have started having more of those small parent conversations that sound simple until you are inside them.

What should we expect from her now? What do we help with? What do we repeat for the 400th time? What do we turn into a game because she is three and still believes a sock can have a personality?

I started thinking about this after reading a Reddit thread from a dad whose stepson was earning points toward PC parts by brushing his teeth.

Which is objectively hilarious, because have you seen the price of PC parts lately? Depending on the graphics card, that kid may need to floss until college.

The comments were all over the place at first.

Some parents were firmly in the “basic hygiene should not earn rewards” camp.

Some said, “If it works, it works, and dental work is more expensive than RAM.”

Some pointed out that ADHD, autism, sensory issues, and executive function change the math. If mint toothpaste feels like a small chemical attack, “just do it because I said so” may not be the genius parenting strategy the comment section thinks it is.

And then a cleaner pattern showed up.

Most people were not actually anti-reward.

They were anti-blurry-reward.

Because brushing your teeth, washing your hands, showering, putting laundry in the hamper, and doing basic school prep are not the same category as mowing the lawn, cleaning the kitchen, helping with a younger sibling, or saving up for something meaningful.

One is baseline life.

One might need support while the habit is forming.

One is extra contribution.

The fight starts when all three get dumped into the same point chart and the house becomes a tiny casino where the dealer is nine and somehow has better negotiating posture than the adults.

Most reward charts are not born from theory. They are born from a parent who has said “go brush your teeth” 700 times and is now bargaining with a child in pajamas like it is a hostage negotiation.

The Baseline vs Bonus Rule is simple:

Some things are part of taking care of your body and living in a shared home. Some things need temporary support because your kid is still building the habit or the task is genuinely hard for them. Some things are extra contributions that can earn progress toward something they want.

You are not trying to raise a kid who expects applause for having teeth. You are also not trying to ignore the fact that some tasks are harder for some kids than they look.

Baseline care is the stuff your kid does because they have a body and live in the house.

Brushing teeth. Washing hands. Showering. Taking meds. Getting dressed. Bedtime basics. Putting dirty clothes somewhere that is not the exact center of the hallway.

Inn general these should not become permanent paid labor.

That does not mean you never support them. Some kids need more help because of age, sensory friction, ADHD, autism, anxiety, etc.

This is the stuff that comes with being part of the household.

Dishes go to the sink. Laundry goes to the hamper. Backpack gets reset. Toys get put away. If you spill something, you help clean it.

Every family gets to set its own version of this. I am not here to adjudicate whether making the bed is a moral issue. I have seen my own bed look like raccoons hosted a family reunion there.

Bonus contribution is where rewards get interesting.

This is the part I would lean into if your kid wants something badly enough to work toward it. A PC part. A Lego set. A makeup set. Something they actually care about, not a random prize from the parent clearance bin.

The goal matters because it changes the lesson.

Without a goal, points become confetti. Your kid collects them because the system exists, then everyone argues about what they are worth. With a goal, points become a bridge between effort and something real.

That is a very different lesson.

The best bonus tasks are not fake chores invented because the chart needs more rows.

They should remove real work from the family.

For a younger kid, that might look like:

For an older kid, it might look like:

This part matters because tired parents are terrible bankers. So decide the values ahead of time.

Simple version:

Once you sort the tasks in your brain, the next problem is usually not the chart. It is the other adult.

One parent thinks the reward is scaffolding. The other thinks it is bribery. One parent wants consistency. The other wants bedtime to end before everyone becomes legally unwell.

That is a Before You Say It moment.

Because sometimes the system is obvious. The first sentence is not.

Before You Say It shows what your spouse may hear defensively, then gives you three cleaner ways to start so the conversation has a better chance of staying about the actual issue.

The goal is not to become a perfect communicator. Nobody has the time, and the certification probably comes with a tote bag.

The goal is to get out of the same loop and feel like partners again.

The first look is free.

See you Monday,

Dylan

P.S. Have you tried, or would you try, a point system that lets your kid earn progress toward something they really want? Reply YES or NO.